The ninja party came at us with all their guns firing today and were found lacking. The debate was intense, with politicians being verbose as usual. The debate addressed issues like campus safety, parking, the environment, campus repairs, the environment, and Lafene Health Center. Afterwards the Pirates made a raid for some booty and then discussed both the student president elections and the United States Presidential elections.
During todays debate, we noticed that the ninja party seems to have several misconceptions of the Pirates. We clean up after ourselves. I myself took a shower just last Thursday, for instance. Also, both candidates are remaining sober for the duration of the campaign, and even when drunk, we do not pose a threat to campus safety, because as pirates we have a tremendous capacity to imbibe alcohol.
In order to prevent further misunderstanding, we would like to take questions. You can ask about either candidate or about our whole campaign.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment