Environmentalism

I would like to take the opportunity to point out why pirates are "green" or environmentally friendly. Firstly, pirates use wind energy, which produces no greenhouse gasses. If you study the historical trends, the decline in pirates has been matched by an increase in global warming. This is a disturbing trend. The ninjas obviously were opposed to protecting the environment, as they wanted to decrease the number of pirates, which history does tell us leads to an increase in global warming.