Pirates Beware!

Captain Redbeard and I attended a meeting this evening dealing with rules. In order to uphold the fine name of pirates everywhere and to prevent disqualification, we ask our supporters to follow all election rules. Some things you should not do are:

• Kill ninjas or innocent bystanders
• Chalk on steps or within 30 feet of a building entrance
• Deface ninja propaganda

Some things you can do to show your support:

• Chalk sidewalks in accordance with election laws
• Vote in the primary election

We will soon have a poster available for you to print off and tape to your door, window, or notebook.