Speak Ye Like a Pirate?

The election is long since over.  The ballots arrr counted and the winner be declared.  The Pirates, though winners we were not, need fer it be known that today, "International Speak Like a Pirate Day," could have been the school holiday we had visions of.  But alas, we hath not opportunity in bringing the uniquely pirate benefits to the political waters of Kansas State University.  Still, we bleed purple, but remain unscathed by ninjas.

May those who come hereafter be dedicated to our school as we.